Welcome, idiot, to Reading is Dead, the premier resource for people who have never actually picked up a book before. We're talking to you, yes, you with the phone in your hand, staring blankly at a screen.
Here, we'll cover the basics of reading, because apparently, they're not obvious to you. Don't worry, it's not like we're asking you to read a whole book or anything (although, let's be real, that's probably the only way you'll actually learn anything).
So, without further ado, here are some FAQs:
How to Not Get Bored What is a Book? Why Read When I Have Google? Submit Your Questions!