B minimalistism is an art movement that rejects the idea of art as we know it. It's like minimalism, but with less stuff.
We're not just bureaucrats, we're artists. The forms are our canvas, and the paperwork is our masterpiece.
Sorry, but that's not how our economy works. You're welcome to spend your time filling out more forms, though.
We're trying to hold things together with a little bit of creativity and a whole lot of duct tape.