The Art of Saying "I'll Get Right On It" - A Bureaucratic Guide

Step 1: Wait 5 minutes, then pretend to have been working on it all along.

Step 2: Stare intensely at the task, but only for 2 seconds.

Step 3: Tap your pen on the desk to signal "hard at work."

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your supervisor asks you to stop.

Additional Tips:

For maximum effect, use a notepad to scribble "I'll get right on it" repeatedly.

Consider using a coffee cup to create an "I'll get right on it" coaster.

Remember, the key is to look busy, not actually do work.

For more advanced practitioners, try incorporating a few "uh-huh" and "yup" noises.

Advanced Techniques:

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Common Misconceptions:

Myth: "If I just stare at the screen long enough, I'll magically remember what I was working on."

Reality: You'll just get a headache.

Myth: "If I type 'I'll get right on it' on a sticky note, it'll actually make it true."

Reality: It'll just make your desk look like a kindergartener's art project.

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