What Happens Next
Well, after you've navigated the labyrinthine depths of our Bureaucracy, you've probably lost all sense of time and purpose. Don't worry, it's a common affliction.
In our esteemed organization, the Bureaucratic Loop is a real thing.
Here are some possible outcomes:
- You might be promoted to the position of 'Manager of Inefficiency' and be rewarded with a fancy new badge that you'll never be able to show off.
- Your paperwork backlog might be transferred to the 'Lost and Found' department, never to be seen again.
- You may be assigned to a 'Special Task Force' to investigate the disappearance of the stapler in the break room.
- Or, you might just get lost in the parking garage.
Don't worry, it's all part of the Bureaucratic process.
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