Welcome to our Bureaucratic FAQ, where we clarify the mysteries of our administrative fees.
A: Oh, you want to know about the forms? Well, let us tell you, it's all about the paperwork.
A: Ah, the cost. Let's just say it's a small price for your freedom, or lack thereof.
A: Sorry, no. That's not a thing. Unless you're talking to our new crayon-based payment system, which we're still testing. Learn more about our crayon-based payment system.
A: Ha. Good luck with that. You might get your stuff back, but probably not. Maybe in the next dimension, though. Check our Lost and Found page for more information.
A: Oh, you want to appeal? That's just what we're looking for. A chance to explain to you, in excruciating detail, why our fees are completely reasonable and not at all soul-crushing. Visit the Department of Appeal for more information on the appeals process.