Whatabout the coffee machine?
The coffee machine is functioning at optimal levels, despite the union demanding a 37% increase in break time.
Whatabout the stapler that's always jammed?
We've upgraded to the latest model. It now jams 47% less frequently.
Whatabout the meetings that never end?
We've hired a time-and-motion consultant. Meetings are now 37% more efficient... and longer.
For more information, visit Meetings