Why the Borders, FAQ

Q: Why do we have borders?

Q:

Because our architect, Bob, had a thing for Bauhaus.

A:

It's a little-known fact that our entire building is designed to resemble an oversized, angular brick.

Q: Are the borders necessary?

Q:

We're still deciding.

A:

Our focus groups are still out.

Q: Can I remove them? Why the Borders, FAQ

Why the Borders, FAQ

Q: Why do we have borders?

Q:

Because our architect, Bob, had a thing for Bauhaus.

A:

It's a little-known fact that our entire building is designed to resemble an oversized, angular brick.

Q: Are the borders necessary?

Q:

We're still deciding.

A:

Our focus groups are still out.

Q: Can I remove them?

Q:

Not on my watch.

A:

Our CEO's ego is tied to the borders.

Phase 2: The Border Adjustment Committee