We're glad you asked for Our Department. Because, you know, we're not really sure what else to do here. But we're here now, so...
Our Department is responsible for doing things that are not really necessary. Because, you know, someone has to do them. And it might as well be us.
Our mission is to create a sense of purpose where none exists. And to make sure that everyone has a job to do, even if it's just to make sure that nobody else has a job to do.
We're a team of highly trained, highly paid professionals, working tirelessly to make sure that nothing gets done.
If you're looking for a place to waste your tax dollars, you've come to the right place! We're proud of our work, and we're sure you will be too.
Check out our subpages for more information on our various projects: