The Ministry of Bureaucracy Abuse

Welcome to the Ministry of Bureaucracy Abuse, where we take pleasure in making things harder.

Our Mission:

We are dedicated to the art of taking simple tasks and turning them into labyrinthine processes, because who needs efficiency, anyway?

Sub-Departments:

• Subdepartment of Inane Formality
• Subdepartment of Red Tape
• Subdepartment of Bureaucratic Bureaucracy

Sub-Department of Inane Formality:

Where we take the most straightforward requests and turn them into 20-page applications, because who has time for brevity?

Sub-Department of Red Tape:

Where we wrap everything in an impenetrable shroud of paperwork, because that's just how it's done.

Sub-Department of Bureaucratic Bureaucracy:

Where we make the same forms and procedures, but with more words and less sense, because that's just how it's done.