This is to acknowledge that I, the undersigned, have received a soul.
Date: Today
Location: The Bureaucratic Overlord's Throne Room
Time: Exactly Now
Item(s) Received: A Soul of Unbridled Red Tape and Bureaucratic Redundancy
Signature:
The Great Bureaucratic Overlord, Supreme Ruler of the Red Tape Forest, Sovereign of the Forms and the Faxes