Utter Nonsense Affidavits

Where the line between truth and utter fabrication is delightfully blurred.

Here, we serve affidavits for every occasion. Not just any occasion, mind you, but occasions that don't actually exist. Because why not?

Most Frequently Asked Questions (or Not)

Q: What's the difference between an affidavit and a unicorn's affidavit?

A: One's true, the other's not.

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