The BAG-3000: A Machine of Unyielding Efficiency and Redundancy

Welcome to the Bureaucratic Agenda Generator 3000, where every decision is a journey through a sea of paperwork and pointless meetings!

Here's your agenda for the day:

• Item 1: Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate
• Item 2: Attend the Mandatory Monday Morning Meeting
• Item 3: Update the Standard Operating Procedure for the 47th time

Or, if you're feeling extra productive, try our Special Tasks page for even more ways to waste your time!