AGENDA ITEM #4: Bureaucratic Efficiency Reform
We are committed to making your experience with our Bureaucracy as painless as possible. Which is why we've introduced the following efficiency measures:
- Reduced the number of required meetings bychartInstance 50%!
- Introduced a new system for generating pointless PowerPoint presentations, saving you 37% of your valuable time!
- Our new "I'm Not Listening" button now comes with a built-in sound effect, making it easier to ignore your requests!
We're always looking for ways to improve. If you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to contact us.