Welcome to Annex 23, where the ordinary rules of sanity don't apply. We're a special division of the Ministry of Redundancy, dedicated to making your day a little more absurd.
We handle the most pressing, the most bizarre, and the most utterly useless requests from the general public. If you've got a problem that's just too weird for the usual authorities, we're the ones to call.
Our team of experts in the field of "Doing Things Differently" are ready to take on your most outlandish challenges. Don't see your problem as a problem, see it as an opportunity to make it worse.
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Don't forget to fill out our Form 42B: Request for Unconventional Resolution before submitting your request.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damages caused by our actions, or lack thereof. Or, really, anything. You're on your own.