Welcome to the Ministry of Unnecessary Paperwork's Annual Report for the year 2023!
We're thrilled to report that we have managed to fill 427 forms in triplicate, and 317 reports that were 3 pages long, and 2 pages long, and 1 page long. This totals to a grand number of 847 pages filled with bureaucratic red tape.
Our team has worked diligently to ensure that every form was filled out in triplicate, and that every report was filed on time, and that every deadline was missed by a mere 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
We're proud to announce that our team has been recognized for their outstanding work in the field of bureaucratic excellence.
We're committed to serving the citizens of this great nation with the utmost care and attention to detail. After all, we're the ones who make sure that every citizen has to fill out 3 forms to get their passport.
We're grateful for your support and look forward to serving you in the coming year. Don't forget to fill out our Feedback Form with any comments or suggestions you may have.
And remember, if you're feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of paperwork, just remember that it's all for the greater good! (Or so we tell ourselves.)
Stay tuned for our next report, which will be released in 2 years, 1 month, and 14 days.