Step 4: The Inquisition

Step 4: The Inquisition

Also known as "The Point Where We Realize Our Previous Steps Were A Waste of Time", this stage involves a thorough review of every single decision made in the previous three steps. We're talking minute-by-minute, second-by-second analysis of every single choice.

Our team of expert Inquisitors will pour over your every move, questioning your judgment, your taste, and your life choices. Don't be surprised if you find yourself facing a panel of stern-looking accountants in a windowless, dimly lit conference room.

Will you pass this stage? Who knows? But hey, it's not like we're going to let you go through with your life as you know it, no sir.