Bureaucratic Red Tape

Where the Rubber Meets the Road (of Paperwork)

• Fill out our 27-page form for a chance to be seen!
• Visit our Department of No, where your request will be politely ignored.
• Consult with our team of highly-paid experts, who will probably just shrug and say 'maybe'.
• Get lost in the maze of our endless hallways!

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Bureaucratic Red Tape may cause:

• Existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion (from frustration)
• Temporary blindness to reality