WHEREAS, We, the undersigned Bureaucrats, have gathered in this, our hallowed hall, to establish and affirm certain principles of Bureaucratic Assurances;
NOW, THEREFORE, We, the Undersigned, do hereby declare and ordain that the following shall be the Bureaucratic Assurances of this, our great nation;
ARTICLE 12: The Right to be Bureaucratically Correct. We, the Bureaucrats, shall at all times be guided by the principles of Correctness, Efficiency, and Red Tape. We shall not be swayed by reason, compassion, or common sense, but rather by the dictates of our Bureaucratic Code.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We, the Undersigned, have signed this Declaration on this, the 12th day of March, in the year of our Lord, 2023.
— The Bureaucratic Council
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