As per our official statistics, the average response time of the Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency has reached new heights of 3.14 days (give or take a few hours).
Our team of highly trained and extremely overworked specialists have managed to achieve this impressive feat through an innovative combination of:
And we're not done yet! Stay tuned for our upcoming announcement of the next week's progress.
Or, if you're really interested, you can view our annual report for a more in-depth analysis of our response times.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to contact us directly through our contact form.