Bureaucratic Red Tape: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Department. We're glad you're here.

Please take a look at our Bureaucratic Protocol for a comprehensive guide on how to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, using a pen that's been certified by the International Bureaucratic Pen Association.

Don't forget to read our Bureaucratic Etiquette page for tips on how to properly address your form 27-B/6 to the correct department, using the correct font and letter size, and how to politely ask for a receipt.

And for those who are feeling particularly adventurous, we invite you to try our Bureaucratic Roulette, where you'll be randomly assigned a new form to fill out every hour, on the house!

We're open Monday through Thursday from 9 to 5. Fridays from 9 to 3. And don't even think about asking for help on weekends.

Thanks for stopping by! Don't get lost in the red tape!

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