Form 1A: Request for Slightly More Time to Procrastinate

For the purposes of the Redundant Affairs Act of 1987, Section 3, Subsection 1, we, the undersigned, hereby request an extension of 37.5% more time to complete the tasks assigned to us by our superiors. This is not a request for more time to actually do any work, but rather to simply spend more time contemplating the meaninglessness of our existence within the vast expanse of the Bureaucratic Hierarchy.

Reason for Request:

We, the undersigned, are experiencing a severe case of the Sudden Onset Procrastination Syndrome (SOPS), a condition characterized by an overwhelming urge to watch cat videos, browse memes, and contemplate the futility of our existence. We are therefore unable to complete theประก tasks assigned to us in the time allotted, and require more time to recover from this debilitating condition.

Please sign and date below toประก indicate your approval of this request. Failure to sign and date will result in the immediate revocation of our privileges to use the office coffee machine, which we are told is a "privilege."

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