Bureaucratic Immunities

Because who needs efficiency and productivity, really?

Types of Immunities

• Immunity from Accountability
• Immunity from the Internet
• Immunity from Reality

Benefits of Bureaucratic Immunities

• Unnecessary meetings
• Endless paperwork
• Unsustainable projects
• Red tape galore

Side Effects

• Clogged workflows
• Excessive coffee consumption
• Bureaucratic paralysis
• Lost productivity