Available in triplicate, this form is the cornerstone of our process. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, make sure to print it out on 100gsm cardstock and sign it with a flourish.
Standardized Language GuideDon't just submit the form to anyone, no, no. Submit it to the correct people. You know, the ones with the "Submit To Me" stamp of approval on their forehead.
Navigating the Red TapeYes, you read that right. 47 business days. Any less would be uncivilized.
Dealing with Interminable DelaysAnd then, just when you thought it was all over, you'll receive a letter that says "You're Doing It Right, But Also Wrong, And Also Possibly Wrong, But Also Maybe Not Wrong At All".
Deciphering Paradoxical Letters