Section 1: Introduction
In accordance with Bureaucratic Regulation 3456-92, subsection 3, paragraph 4, the Standardized Procedure Guideline is hereby established to streamline the process of filling out forms, attending meetings, and attending to other administrative tasks.
Section 2: Form-Filling Procedures
- Step 1: Locate a form.
- Step 2: Fill out the form in triplicate, using only black ink, and a font size not less than 8 points.
- Step 3: Attach supporting documentation, including but not limited to: receipts, certificates of completion, and sworn affidavits.
- Step 4: Submit form to the relevant department, using only certified, registered mail.
Section 3: Meeting Attendance
- Step 1: Arrive at least 15 minutes prior to the scheduled start time.
- Step 2: Sit in the correct chair, which is usually the one with the "Reserved" sign on it.
- Step 3: Do not speak unless spoken to, or unless you have been granted permission to speak.
- Step 4: Take notes, but only with a pen that has not been used for any other purpose, lest it be deemed "tainted" and therefore inadmissible.
Section 4: Other Administrative Tasks
For other administrative tasks not listed in this guideline, please refer to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Division's Omnibus Procedure Guideline for further information.
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