By order of the Ministry of Intergalactic Trade and Commerce, all sentient beings are required to consume a minimum of 2 cups of coffee per shift. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Exceptions to this policy will only be considered for those who have undergone a minimum of 5 consecutive days of hoverbiking. Please submit your application to the Ministry of Intergalactic Trade and Commerce, Department of Exemptions and Waivers, for review.