Agenda for Today's Meeting
- 9:00am - 9:15am: "Introduction by the Director of Red Tape" (Required for all meetings, apparently)
- 9:15am - 10:15am: "Update on the New Coffee Machine Policy" (Discussion and debate)
- 10:15am - 12:00pm: "Bureaucratic Redundancy Reduction Initiative" (A 2-hour presentation)
- 12:00pm - 1:00pm: "Lunch Break" (Free time for eating and gossiping)
- 1:00pm - 2:00pm: "New Initiative to Increase Bureaucratic Efficiency" (A 1-hour brainstorm minimalist)
- 2:00pm - 3:00pm: "Wrap-up and Final Thoughts" (A chance to nod off)
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