Attendees:
Discussion on the merits of implementing a new, more efficient way of doing things around here. After much deliberation, it was decided that the current system was, in fact, the most efficient way of doing things.
Introduction of new member, Bubbles McSnazzle, who brought with her a plethora of sparkly things and an impressive collection of cat videos.
Vote to approve the new member was passed with a margin of 4 to 1 (with 1 abstention due to an unfortunate case of "cat-astrophe-related trauma").
The meeting was adjourned at 3:00 PM, after which the members retired to the nearest coffee shop for a well-deserved break and a round of "I'm-not-doing-anything-I-swear" Bingo.