Attendees: 5 (including 1 guest, 1 who was not invited)
Chairman: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Agenda:
prophets_of_the_mundane.pdf (View Attachment)- Discussion of The Correct Way to Use a Stapler (Item 1)
Discussion was... spirited.
| Resolution: | We shall not use the stapler for anything other than stapling. | |
| Action Items: | - Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more staplers. | - Create a flowchart to explain the correct stapler usage. |
The meeting was adjourned at 4:15 PM sharp.