Department of Red Ink - The Most Important Committee in the Land

Committee Members

Our members are the real heroes of this great nation. Without them, we would be lost in a sea of bland, uninspired design.

Bert is the fearless leader of our committee. He is feared and respected by all who know him.

Bertha is Bert's trusted sidekick and partner in crime. She is the one who keeps Bert from getting too carried away with his ideas.

Dirk is the one who knows all the dirt. He is the keeper of our secrets and the one who will get you fired.