Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Item 4

Subcommittee: The Great Caffeine Heist

Resolution: We, the sleep-deprived interns, hereby decree that the break room coffee machine shall be filled with an endless supply of espresso, lest we all succumb to the slumbering hordes.

Subsubcommittee of Caffeine Abusers
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