Action Item 6: Develop a new policy for mandatory 3-hour lunch breaks to combat the impending Zombie Apocalypse
Due to the recent surge in reported Zombie encounters near the office, it's imperative that we take proactive measures to protect our team's sanity and productivity.
As such, it's recommended that all employees be granted a 3-hour lunch break to recharge and prepare for the impending undead hordes.
Key Performance Indicators (KPIs) for this action item include:
- Increased employee morale
- Improved focus and productivity during work hours
- Reduced zombie-related stress and anxiety
Next steps:
- Meet with HR to discuss policy changes
- Conduct a thorough risk assessment to identify potential zombie attack zones
- Develop a comprehensive plan for emergency zombie response procedures
Next Action Item: Establish a Departmentalized Zombie Response Team
Meeting Agenda for Zombie Response Planning
Employee Feedback on Current Work Environment