Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 8:00 AM: Meeting with the CEO to discuss the importance of caffeine
• 9:00 AM: Review of the "I'll just take a 5-minute nap" policy
• 12:00 PM: Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to eat real food
• 1:00 PM: Presentation on the art of typing with our eyes closed
• 3:00 PM: Discussion on the ethics of microwaving fish in the break room

Upcoming Events:

• Annual Bake Sale
• Summer Camp for Corporate Employees

Committee Members:

• John Doe, Intern
• Jane Doe, Intern
• Bob Smith, Sleep-Deprived Intern

Important Phone Numbers:

• 1-800-CAN-SLEEP
• 1-800-SLEEP-AID