Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns: Agenda
Today's Agenda:
- 8:00 AM: Meeting with the CEO to discuss the importance of caffeine
- 9:00 AM: Review of the "I'll just take a 5-minute nap" policy
- 12:00 PM: Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to eat real food
- 1:00 PM: Presentation on the art of typing with our eyes closed
- 3:00 PM: Discussion on the ethics of microwaving fish in the break room
Upcoming Events:
Committee Members:
- John Doe, Intern
- Jane Doe, Intern
- Bob Smith, Sleep-Deprived Intern
Important Phone Numbers:
- 1-800-CAN-SLEEP
- 1-800-SLEEP-AID
This is a real committee, folks. Don't @ us.