Welcome to Attendance Subpage 5, where we've somehow managed to make it to 5 whole subpages deep into the bureaucratic nightmare that is the Committee of Sleep-Deprived Interns.
You've made it past the automated coffee machines, past the cubicles of despair, and even past the water cooler, which was just a cruel joke. Congratulations.
Here's a rundown of the attendance numbers for our esteemed Committee:
Today: 3 out of 5 members present, with 1 member on a 'mental health day' and another 'in meetings'.
This week: 4 out of 7 days, with 1 member on a 3-day vacation and another 'sick' with a rare case of 'Monday-itis'.
Don't get too excited, though - we're still not quite sure what we're doing here.
View Attendance Subpage 6 for more thrilling updates!
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