Committee of Sleep Deprived Interns Etiquette

Code of Conduct for Those Who've Lost All Sense of Time and Space

Article I: The Right to Caffeine

In the absence of a functioning circadian rhythm, all interns are entitled to an open supply of coffee. However, consumption of said coffee shall not be used as an excuse for poor work quality or an inability to focus.

Article II: The Duty of Procrastination

Interns are expected to spend at least 2 hours per day on non-work-related activities, including but not limited to: browsing cat videos, playing Solitaire, and reorganizing the office supply closet.

Article III: The Art of Napping

For those moments when the eyes are too tired to read, the ears are too tired to listen, and the brain is too tired to think, the committee hereby establishes the right to a 10-minute power nap.

Article IV: The Obligation of Pretending to Care

When asked about one's well-being, all interns must respond with a fake smile, a raised eyebrow, and the phrase "I'm fine, thanks!"

For more in-depth discussions on the intricacies of this article, see Subarticle IV.

Subarticle V: The Secret to Faking It

For those struggling to muster the enthusiasm for a simple "I'm fine, thanks!", this subarticle provides a comprehensive guide on faking it 'til you make it.