COMMITTEE OF SLEEP-DEPRIVED INTERN MEETING MINUTES

Meeting called to order at 3:47 AM. Members present: Interns 3456, 7890, and 1234. Agenda:

• Discussion of the meaning of "sustainable" coffee machines
• Vote on whether or not to wear pajamas to work
• Debate on the optimal number of hours to spend on social media during meetings

Resolution 1: We hereby declare that "sustainable" coffee machines are, in fact, just coffee machines that don't make too much noise. Motion carried with 3-2-1 vote.

Resolution 2: Wearing pajamas to work is now mandatory. Motion carried with 4-1-0 vote.

Resolution 3: Social media usage during meetings will be capped at 45 minutes per day. Motion carried with 2-3-1 vote.

Next meeting scheduled for... never. Because we're all asleep.

Minutes of the meeting follow-up

Committee roster: who's awake and who's not