We are the Sleep Deprived Interns, a committee of highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to making decisions, or at least, pretending to be interested in making decisions.
Our heroes are the pioneers of innovation, the trailblazers of progress, and the champions of procrastination.
The coffee machine is a constant reminder that our dedication to work is not as strong as its dedication to dispensing free refills.
Read about our arch-nemesis, the coffee machine. Meet our heroes, the innovation pioneers.Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, you can read about our nightmarish experiences with the daily briefing.
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