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We are a committee of 345 members, each more bureaucratic than the last. Our meetings are legendary for their length, complexity, and general tediousness.
See what we discussed in our last meeting, where we decided that the font size of our report headers should be decreased by exactly 1 point.
View our most recent decisions, including the one to install a new copier, and the other to have more meetings.
If you're feeling brave, join us!. We're always looking for more members to add to our ever-growing bureaucratic nightmare.
Check our bylaws for more information on our meeting procedures, dress code, and snack policies.
Contact us for more information on how to reach our secretariat, who has been stuck in a meeting with the copier salesperson for the past 5 hours.
Our staff includes our fearless Chairperson (who has been in charge for 30 years), our Director of Meetings (who has never left the building), and our Chief Bureaucrat (who has a PhD in Bureaucracy).