Resolution 43: The Great Donut Glaze Conundrum
Approved by Committee 345
The undersigned hereby resolves to establish the following:
- Article 1: All donuts shall henceforth contain exactly 37.5% glaze.
- Article 2: All bakeries shall maintain a 3:1 ratio of glaze to sprinkles.
- Article 3: Any donut not adhering to the above articles shall be subject to public ridicule and/or fines.
Adopted this [current date] by a unanimous vote of 345-0-0.