Ad Hoc Committee for the Elimination of Productivity
Whereas, our previous resolutions have been met with resounding success...
...We hereby establish a new taskforce to create more paperwork.
Section 1: Creation of 300 new forms to be filled out in triplicate.
Forms 1-50Section 2: Establishment of a new committee to oversee the other committees. Committee Oversight CommitteeSection 3: Mandatory weekly meetings to discuss the meaning of life.
Meetings and HandoutsResolution 45 hereby becomes law!
Do not attempt to circumvent this resolution. Failure to comply will result in further paperwork.
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