Resolution 47: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

The committee, in a unanimous decision, declares that all employees are required to wear socks with holes in them to increase productivity and reduce office morale.

Furthermore, all meetings shall be conducted while standing on one leg, to improve focus and creativity.

The implementation of this resolution is to be effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including mandatory attendance at a 3-day re-education seminar on the importance of proper footwear.