Minutes of Confusion (Minutes 1-42)

Meeting Minutes - Committee 42, Session 1

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and 3 other confused individuals.

Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM. Purpose: to decide on the best way to get to the vending machine.

• Chairperson: "We must find the vending machine."
• Secretary: "But where is it?"
• Member 1: "I think it's in the break room."
• Member 2: "No, no, no. It's in the supply closet."
• Member 3: "I've never seen it, but I'm sure it's not on the second floor."
• Chairperson: "We're getting nowhere here."

Meeting concluded at 3:10 PM. Confusion still present.

Sub-Committee on Vending Machine Conundrums

Members: Chairperson, Member 2, and 1 other confused individual.

Meetings scheduled every 5 minutes to discuss the same topic.

Minutes of Confusion (Sub-Committee 1)