Welcome to Committee 003, where we specialize in making things more complicated.
We are the guardians of the red tape, the gatekeepers of the gate, and the masters of the mire.
Our members are highly trained professionals in the art of saying 'no', and we take great pride in our ability to confuse even the most straightforward of requests.
Want to learn more about our illustrious history? Click here to read about Committee 003: The Early Years.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to attempt to Submit prophets to the Committee.
And if you're feeling really adventurous, try to navigate our Infamous Decision Tree and see if you can escape our clutches.
Good luck, and remember: we are always watching.