Office of the Ombudsman: Where Complaints Come to Die
Welcome to the Office of the Ombudsman, where we take pleasure in making things more complicated.
As the highest prophets of bureaucratic tedium, we are here to guide you through the labyrinthine process of filing complaints.
Our Mission
To make your life more difficult and your blood pressure skyrocket.
Our goal is to provide you with an experience so grueling that you'll never forget us.
How to Contact Us
Address: 123 Main St, Bureaucracy, USA 12345
Phone: 1-800-I-DONT-WANT-TO-TALK-ABOUT-IT
Email: ombudsman@example.com
Hours: Mon-Fri, 9-5 PM, except on leap years when we take a three-day weekend.
Submit a Complaint (and good luck with that) Read our FAQ ( Frequently Asked Questions, but not really)