Bureaucratic Red Tape Contest - 27b6 Edition

Welcome, contestants, to the most bureaucratic contest the world has ever seen! In this edition, we challenge you to navigate the depths of our labyrinthine forms and procedures.

Rules:

  1. Submit a form in triplicate, signed in triplicate, and notarized in triplicate.
  2. Answer the following question in exactly 500 words: "How many forms do you think we will require you to fill out before we even consider your application?"
  3. Attach a self-addressed, self-sealed envelope with a minimum of 5x5 inch stamp.

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Understand the penalties for non-compliance.

Good luck, contestants! May your forms be ever in order and your stamps always affixed correctly!