Bureaucratic Form Submission

Fill out this form to submit your application for the prestigious Golden Pen award. Please note that the application process is highly subjective and may involve multiple levels of red tape.

Full Name: Title: Reason for Applying: Preferred Pen Color: Red Blue Yellow Green Black Custom Color (Specify below) Custom Color: Submit:

Or, if you're not ready to commit, you can defer your submission.

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