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The Cookie Policy of the Ministry of Bureaucratic Affairs

According to the Ministry's strict cookie policy, all cookies are subject to a 3-year aging process.

This process is monitored by the Bureaucratic Cookie Oversight Committee, who take pride in their rigorous and utterly unnecessary protocols.

Cookie Aging Process:

Year 1: The cookie is stored in a climate-controlled cookie vault, where it is regularly rotated to ensure optimal aging.
Year 2: The cookie is subject to a series of rigorous taste tests, performed by highly trained cookie connoisseurs.
Year 3: The cookie is released to the general public, but only after being certified by the Ministry's Cookie Quality Control Department.

You can learn more about our cookie aging process by visiting:

Or by contacting our Cookie Hotline: 1-800-COOKIE-AGE