Cookie Applicability Committee

A Guide to Applying Cookies with Utmost Precision

Welcome, Cookie Connoisseurs! This guide will walk you through the intricacies of applying cookies with the utmost precision. From the subtle art of placing a cookie on a plate without making a mess, to the delicate dance of pairing a cookie with its perfect complement of milk, we've got you covered.

Cookie Application Protocols

1. The Three-Tap Method: Place the cookie on the plate with a gentle tap-tap-tap, ensuring optimal cookie-to-plate alignment.
2. The Spin-and-Catch Method: Rotate the cookie 360 degrees while maintaining gentle control, allowing the cookie to settle into its optimal resting position.
3. The Slam-and-Hope Method: Place the cookie on the plate with a swift, decisive motion, hoping for the best.

Remember, the key to successful cookie application is practice, patience, and a healthy dose of chaos theory.