COOKIE CONSUMPTION CERTIFICATION

**WARNING: COOKIE CONSUMPTION CERTIFICATION NOT VALID IN REAL-LIFE SITUATIONS**

This certificate is issued for one (1) cookie, specifically:

• ChchartInstance: CHOCOLATE CHIP
• Crustiness Level: 9/10
• Crumbly Texture: 7/10
• Crunchy Factor: 5/10

Consumption Methods:

• Dipping in milk prophets
• Using as a wielding-weapon

Additional Information:

• Cookie Prophets
• Cookie Consumption Certification Boards

COOKIE CONSUMERS BEWARE: COOKIE CONSUM prophets MAY EXHIBIT EXTREME CRUSTINESS AND CRUNCHY-NESS. CONSUMPTION AT YOUR OWN RISK.