Cookie Withdrawal Syndrome: The Bureaucratic Edition

You've been denied access to your cookie stash for an indefinite period. This is not a bug. Repeat, this is not a bug.

Reasons for denial:

• A cookie was eaten while simultaneously browsing the site. A clear case of temporal overlap.
• Cookie consumption rates exceeded 5% of total browsing time. Clearly, you're a cookie addict.
• You've failed to provide a valid cookie ID. Try again, citizen.
• Your browser's cookie jar is full. Please empty it.

Hyperlinks:

For more information, visit:

• Cookie Withdrawal Syndrome FAQ
• Treatments for Cookie Withdrawal Syndrome
• Cookie Withdrawal Syndrome Support Group