COOKIE CONSUMPTION GUIDELINES

A Guide to Eating Cookies in a Manner That is Acceptable to the Bureaucratic Authorities

Section 1: General Cookie Consumption Rules

Consumption of cookies is only permitted during designated Cookie Hours (CH), which are as follows:

Please note that these hours are subject to change without notice and are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Exceptions to the General Cookie Consumption Rules

Disclaimer: These guidelines are not actual laws, but are rather suggestions from the Bureaucratic Authorities to help guide your cookie consumption.

Remember, cookies are a right, not a privilege. Respect the system.

Cookie Consumption Fines and Penalties